Banterwatch Down Under

Meet John Key. John is the Prime Minister of New Zealand. You know: where the Hobbit movies come from.

John also repeatedly pulled a waitress’ hair. Not just once, not just twice, but on a number of occasions over a prolonged period, until the waitress had to tell him to stop ‘or I will actually hit you’.

Can you guess what John’s excuse for this repeated, creepy, harassing behaviour is? That’s right: JUST BANTER.

What a statesman.